The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Insurance Form Statements
Insurance Form Statements…Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.