Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
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Excuses for refusing dates
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Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...