What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.