A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school…
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...