What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
A facelift experience!
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift.”Well,” says the...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier…
A recruit who wasn’t really meant to be a soldier went out to the...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Dog jokes 07
|Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and...
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...