Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the…
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of theweekly collection they kept...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...