Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.