Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...