Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
A Senior Citizen
|I am a senior citizen…- I’m the life of the party… even when it...
Help Wanted
As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...