IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...