Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
What Is A Penis
On the first evening of their honeymoon, they are sitting on the balcony of...
What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...