Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Where is Jesus?
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Bee jokes 05
|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...