If Cray ran Christmas…
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Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
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There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being…
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...