You might be a redneck if… reunion
The highlight of your family reunion was your sister’s nude dancing debut.
Sneezing orgasms
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Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
10 Way to know if you have PMS
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He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
The Missing Toupee!
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Ode to spell checkers
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