What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....