Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Christmas tree better
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Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...