Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
A drill instructor at Airborne school was…
A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making...