Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Photo From Nudist
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
How Many Men Does It Take…
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!