If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
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Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...