I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...