Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Blondie
There are three girls in the Fifth Grade. There is a blonde a brunette...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...