SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...