If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...