Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop…
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting...