What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...