It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
A woman and her lover are on the bed…
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman’s home, whenall...