Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Little Johnny Answers.
The teacher was conducting a class in nutrition and asked the class to name...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco…
A man was driving from New York to San Francisco. He got as far...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
Stupid Stories
|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he...