Here’s your fee schedule
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What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
History of the Bagpipes
|Concerning bagpipes: The Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
The big test!
An older couple had a son, who was still living with them. The parents...