Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...