What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys…
The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...