Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
I’m Glad I’m A Woman
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am I don’t live...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Pythagoras joke.
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
Arriving in Heaven
|Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St....
The undressing newlyweds.
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first...