glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
I have a keyboard error
|A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
believing in leprechauns
|Hennessy wasn’t a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had...
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.