Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Married/Single Man Envy Riddle
Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?Each one...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!