Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...