What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Taliban’s Fall TV Line-Up
The Taliban’s Fall TV Line-upMONDAYS:8:00 – “Husseinfeld”8:30 – “Mad About Everything”9:00 – “Suddenly Sanctions”9:30...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
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cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...