Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...