Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...