Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner…
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...