A lost frog!
|What’s green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
OLD NEVER DIES 7
|OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die,...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...