What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
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Watching for suicide
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Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
War ad
Will sell for parts one F-117 Plane in wrecked condition. Self pick-up from Yugoslavia...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Meet the Schitt Family!
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt, Awe Schitt...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.