Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Husband Looks Bad
The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man’s wife....
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
English vs Ebonics
English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at...
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy tastes…
Two men were talking to each other about how pussy taste.The first guy said”I...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.