Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...