How I got my name?
A Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Fathers then & now
|Today is one of the first Father’s Days of our new millennium. Fathers of...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...