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A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
The skeleton
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A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
Very stupid robbers
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Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
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Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!