Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
AN IDIOT’S IDIOT
|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
PMS and the Bible?
One day a woman went to her pastor and asked, “Pastor there are some...
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm
A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: “Use it...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...