Excuse for speeding
|A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...