Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Hawaii Crazy Law
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears. All residents may be...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...