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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
A young naval student
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How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Correct Male Responses
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Common With Computer
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Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Emacs acronyms
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A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Four is equal to five
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