Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...
A fine sermon
A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Laughter On Monday
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Finish overseas tour
|A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...