Marry Me
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her....
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”