Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...